I can't add tags or whatever, because I'm writing on my phone. Guess why? Because my laptop chose THIS moment to commit suicide and leave me with NO WAY TO WRITE MY FUCKING ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE THIS THURSDAY AND SATURDAY, RESPECTIVELY!!!

I had to watch, in chemistry class, my laptop, flicker on and off, a grand total of TEN FUCKING TIMES before I declared enough is enough and slammed it shut before I positively MURDERED IT VIA SMASHING IT TO PIECES YOU GOD AWFUL USELESS JUNK OF TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!

To make it worse, this is like the third laptop. Not even the second, the third.

This summer, right when school was about to start and I was preparing to board the plane -> wooh, I'm going to take a leave of extended absence. I get off the plane, go home for the first time in two months, open the door, retrieve my backup laptop and guess who else died?

THE FUCKING BACKUP LAPTOP!!!!!

I. Am. On. The. Verge. Of. Crashing. Out.

Why fucking now of ALL times when I most need my laptop, because there is NO FUCKING WAY I am going to write my 12 page MATH INVESTIGATION (THAT NEEDS CALCULATIONS) using my phone!!!!

Making graphs?! Tables?! Forget it!!!!

I swear, I'm going to take my fist, and pummel the ever loving shit out of the goddamn contraption until it freaking BEHAVES!!!!!!